MTV downsizes music department
Feeling that their station simply played too many videos from too many different artists, execs at MTV have decided to shrink the playlist! Sheesh, it's good to see that MTV is taking "positive" steps to revive the music industry and reduced record sales by providing a broader showcase for all types of music and musicians. 10 videos? 10 videos! Are you kidding me? Who in the world thought that was the missing solution that MTV has just been dying for all these years? I say ONLY if they promise to retire all videos that are more than a week-old. Oh MTV, Oh MTV. Sigh, something tells me that any sort of Headbangers Ball revival is slipping further and further away.

